Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Do vagina's smell?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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