what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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