I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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