just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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