Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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