Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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