there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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