where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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