just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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