yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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