So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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