How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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