Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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