champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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