Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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