That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
