She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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