Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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