STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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