"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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