I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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