i jhust puked up my retainher.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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