I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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