I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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