I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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