A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
They are going to name an STD after you.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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