if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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