Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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