You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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