Dual....:-)
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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