hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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