the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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