# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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