sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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