have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Sext me about skeletons
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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