It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
These tits shall not be calmed
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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