Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
It's just like the Real World with babies
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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