Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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