Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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