Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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