question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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