yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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