everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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