we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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