Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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