i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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