went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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