I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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