just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
that's an acceptable place to lick
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
