just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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