In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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